2. Onex Rock-on-3
Price: $155 at zappos.com
I'm going to call these the "bling-y white tuxedo shoes," and you can see why, right?
I'm not sure what in my closet I'd wear them with, but I want them, stat.
Is it the clever cutouts?
The row of rhinestone buttons up the middle and on each side?
The unique wedge heel?
Honestly, I don't know, but does it matter?